I would give one of my testicles to not have to shop for school clothes. Now I know what you are thinking... Thats pretty absurd, preposterous!!! Its not that big of a deal, I have three. Its okay.
So I have a daughter that has a waist that flat out does not coincide with the length of the leg area. Thats been fun looking around. She has to wear these clod hopper DC shoes while nice looking, can become a dangerous weapon at any moment from them flying off like a friggin NINJA STAR!!! Her shirts are fun. Actually I love that part of her. She follows after me and just likes plain shirts. Asking her to try clothes on in the changing room is like asking the LDS prophet if he wants to get tanked.
My boy... Well he is still young and doesn't have much of a choice. I forget what it was like to be a kid and want cool things on your shirt. This year he will be representing the full cast of Mario Kart. uuuuhhhhh Ya... that's rockin little dude. But the kid is rocking a sweet Star Wars lunch box... Old School lunchbox!!
School shopping for me is about as fun as a root canal. Yet I got it done. I have little money now. ANNND next year someone will be hired to do this for me. I will start taking applications now.
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