My Monday Meetings

I cant help but wonder the amount of work that doesn't get done based on the amount of meetings that occur at the work place. I have a meeting with the developers I work closely with every Monday morning. It's a great meeting for me to sit back and enjoy the amount of nothing I apparently know while they truncate their IPEC server and DNS to the Apache server to hit the Tomcat machine???? Its all a bunch of languages that can consist of abbreviations and unnecessary overly used technical wording. They do this to see who can out duel each other until someone gives in and can finally get on their knees raise their arms and hand over the pocket protector like they were passing the torch of computer wisdom.

Well then there is our team meetings of just the testers. I use the phrase 'just the testers' because we are the cool kids of the I.T. world. We are the kids that you want to sit by at school. We dress normal, we shorten words in a good way. We don't limit our conversations to just other I.T. people. We joke about things that don't involve a hard drive. We make jokes about things that are completely inappropriate at the work place. I feel bad for our Manager because it could take our meeting about 3 minutes to get ours over with. But we tend to stretch it out as much as we can and make jokes about anything. So sometimes I can see he is thinking 'Good god why did I take this group?' My Mondays brighten up at 2:00 (when I am on time). It's the best Monday meeting you would want to be a part of. I could really take notes in our group and have a blog just about the meetings. Hmmmmmmmmm?????? But then there are sometimes... We are not that fun

So what did I accomplish on this blog about meetings? Developers talk in abbrv. My team is the shit! Meetings on my Mondays can be more than hilarious on both scenarios.