Can't put my finger on it

So I have been having fun lately on facebook and Twitter with dating jokes. Clearly people should know I am joking.... Mostly.

I can't think of a worse thing to do at my age then start dating. While I had been going out earlier in the year, I have just stopped completely. Women are so afraid of the fact that I am a single full time Dad. Maybe I portray that I will have a ring for you after three dates? Either way, it is obvious it would be more like four or five. No, no I kid. Lets just go out on a date and talk about our future and what our kids would look like. One (married) person told me I had the life. Basically saying I was man whoring all the time. Which made me feel inclined to give him a hug and say thank you as I wept.

In all honesty, I am just bad at it. So why not joke about it in the process. Maybe its my picky eating habits? Cheeseburger ketchup only please. Maybe its the fact I talk about me a lot? Whats not to talk about. I live an exciting life. It could be the contract I have the ladies sign before the date saying it will end in meaningless sex. The point is people.... I just can't put my finger on it.

Maybe I will start changing my signature on my e-mails to say I love you. You never know, I could get a hit? Then things could really heat up. Women don't realize, I have an amazing high five. They think about my high fives at the end of dates for weeks. Oh ya... If someone comes to my cubicle to collect from this blog, just assume its normal that I work with my pants off.

Well I am off to go be not married and blissfully happy in my bed with my pillow. Its the best you know. You just lay there in the pitch black dark and realize... DAMN I look good in this light.

Everyone have a good weekend. If you see me, hold me and ignore the pet names I give you right away.

I love you

C-Dub